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Here you will find all the Doc's thoughts and criticisms. He has a no holds bar approach to explaining the music industry and the local scene. If you’re ready to learn and ready to be offended read some of Dr.Espling's commentary.
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Well, well, well, things area a changing here in my imaginary world of Empire. Some believe I am dead… Some know better. I have beaten the forces of reality into submission and risen to regain the thrown atop my Empire. Not pun indented. My life has changed drastically in the last few weeks. I lost my best girl, some of you may know her as The Nurse. Thus killing me inside, bleeding my heart of all feeling and emption. Yes she has chosen a different path, much removed from one that myself and Deface can offer her. Good riddance and farewell, hope you get hit by a bus or something. We are looking for a replacement. Applicants must be hot as hell, willing to get nearly naked in front of crowds of people and have some kind of fetish dealing with psycho doctors. But that’s just the beginning of the new formation at Deface & Empire Magazine. We have a new entertainment experience for you. I myself will be teaming up with Gypsy Moon recording artist Sickle “Cell” Vorhesse for some live shows and some killer songs. All I can say about the shows we have planned is this; one of us will never leave the stage alive. I can’t help myself, I want to slit his throat for all to see, I’m sure he feels the same about me too. I mean it’s not a hate thing, I think of it more as a cleansing or taking out the trash. I, The doctor created this mass of mangled malcontent and murder so I feel it’s my duty to purge him from existence. That’s not to mention the possible addition of a pretty major record label joining forces with Empire to bring you all the flavor we have been enjoying in Pittsburgh to the whole nation. More on that in the coming weeks cause it’s all hush, hush right now. We also have brought on board another writer, some of you may know as the front man of Pittsburgh’s own Blackmarket Bodyparts. Rick Topping will be joining up with Empire to bring you some more of the underground metal flavor. Keep watching for that. Oh yea almost forgot, Expect a new CD from me…..Err yeah you heard it here first, It’s been promised for years. Originally to be released in Jan of 2003, but I’m back in to it with a furry. We scrapped a bunch of half finished songs and are heading in a little more dark direction. Expect some great special guest on this one. You’ll see.. Peace Out , THA DOC
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